Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.
Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag.
Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Aw-right" or "Naw".
Instead of "Ta-Da", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos.
The "Recycle Bin" in Winders would be an outhouse.
Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"
Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders theme song would be "Achy Breaky Heart".
PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt".
Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++".
The Winders logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.
Microsoft Word would be just that: one word.
New Shutdown sound: "Y'all come back now!"
Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz".
Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse.
Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire.
Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard.
Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
Instead of computer golf, the game of choice would be:
a. Interactive WWF Rasslin' (That's wrestling for you culturally deprived types).
b. Beer bottle toss at roadsigns.
c. Mud Boggin'.
d. 'Bacca spittin' at insects.
Instead of MS "virus scan", it would be MS "Cootie Rinse".
Solitaire would offer choice of "number of players".
Icon for mail trashcan would be shaped like a Dumpster.
All shapes in Tetris would be same-sized squares.
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